Dr Ruth WesternHangin

Today, I am analyzing a couple who had a rocky marriage that began in 1983. There was a divorce and now the couple is trying to reconcile since May of  2002. The last two years have been very rough. Recently the troubles came to a head. So they sought out my advice. I would like you all to meet Mr. Garry Kasparov and Ms. FIDE. The couple would like to remarry, they have set numerous dates, but each time the wedding was cancelled. 
  So what are the problems.

Mr. Kasparov 

Raining, it's pouring
my chesslife is boring me to tears, after all these years
No super tournaments, no Corus, no title match, no sign of reunification
we don't stand a chance
I've always dreamed I found the perfect FIDE 
But she turned out to be like the other FIDE
our reunification, our reunification
Raining (raining)
pouring (pouring)
there's nothing left for us here
and we won't waste another tear
Tell her to just get out
Pack FIDE  raincoat, show FIDE out
Just look FIDE in the eyes and simple shout
Enough is enough
I can't go on, Enough is enough, I want FIDE out 
Enough is enough
I can't go on, Enough is enough, I want FIDE out 
Enough is enough, is enough, is enough,


  Give me just a little more time
And our reunification will surely grow 
Give me just a little more time And our reunification will surely grow 
 Life's too short to make a mistake
 Let's think of each other and hesitate 
Young and impatient we may not be 
There's no need to act foolishly
 If we part our hearts won't forget it 
Years from now we'll surely regret it
 You're getting old and you're in a hurry 
You're eager for the title but don't you worry
 We both want the sweetness in life
 But these things don't come overnight
 Don't give up cos negotiations have been slow
 Boy, we're gonna succeed with another blow
Reunification is that mountain we must climb 
 Let's climb it together your hand in mine
 We have known each other too long
 But the feeling I have is oh so strong 
I know we can make it there's no doubt 
We owe it to ourselves to find it out
Give me just a little more time
 And our reunification will surely grow 
Baby please baby Baby please baby

Dr Ruth WesternHangin:

Well Ms. FIDE,
he seems a million miles away
When he walks by
You don't know what to say
You gonna make a move
You better make it now
And don't be afraid
Cause reunification will show you how

You take that first step
Ask him out and treat him like a world champion
Second step
Tell him he's the one you're dreaming of
Third step
Take him in your arms and SHOW HIM THE MONEY, and never let him go
Don't you know step by step
Step by step
You'll win his confidence

Please make an appointment for next week.

 Kasparov NO Mas No Mas
Fide responds to Kasparov

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