1/21/2005
Today, I am analyzing a couple who had a rocky marriage that began in
1983. There was a divorce and now the couple is trying to reconcile since May
of 2002. The last two years have been very rough. Recently the
troubles came to a head. So they sought out my advice. I would like you
all to meet Mr. Garry Kasparov and Ms. FIDE. The couple would like to
remarry, they have set numerous dates, but each time the wedding was
cancelled.
So what are the problems.
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Mr. Kasparov
Raining, it's pouring
my chesslife is boring me to tears, after all these years
No super tournaments, no Corus, no title match, no sign of reunification
we don't stand a chance
I've always dreamed I found the perfect FIDE
But she turned out to be like the other FIDE
our reunification, our reunification
Raining (raining)
pouring (pouring)
there's nothing left for us here
and we won't waste another tear
Tell her to just get out
Pack FIDE raincoat, show FIDE out
Just look FIDE in the eyes and simple shout
Enough is enough
I can't go on, Enough is enough, I want FIDE out
Enough is enough
I can't go on, Enough is enough, I want FIDE out
Enough is enough, is enough, is enough,
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Ms. FIDE:
Give me just a little more time
And our reunification will surely
grow
Give me just a little more time And our reunification will surely
grow
Life's too short to make a mistake
Let's think of each other and
hesitate
Young and impatient we may not be
There's no need to act
foolishly
If we part our hearts won't forget it
Years from now we'll
surely regret it
You're getting old and you're in a hurry
You're eager for the title but
don't you worry
We both want the sweetness in life
But these things don't
come overnight
Don't give up cos negotiations have been slow
Boy, we're
gonna succeed with another blow
Reunification is that mountain we must climb
Let's climb it together your
hand in mine
We have known each other too long
But the feeling I have
is oh so strong
I know we can make it there's no doubt
We owe it to
ourselves to find it out
Give me just a little more time
And our reunification will surely grow
Baby please baby Baby please baby
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Dr Ruth WesternHangin:
Well Ms. FIDE,
he seems a million miles away
When he walks by
You don't know what to say
You gonna make a move
You better make it now
And don't be afraid
Cause reunification will show you how
You take that first step
Ask him out and treat him like a world champion
Second step
Tell him he's the one you're dreaming of
Third step
Take him in your arms and SHOW HIM THE MONEY, and never let him go
Don't you know step by step
Step by step
You'll win his confidence
Please make an appointment for next week.
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Kasparov NO
Mas No Mas
Fide
responds to Kasparov
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