I Want my Chess FM

I want my, I want my Chess Fm
I want my, I want my Chess Fm

Now look at them GMs, that's the way you do it
You play the moves on that Chess fm 
That ain't workin', that's the way you do it 
Checkels for nothin' and your kicks for free
Now that ain't workin', that's the way you do it 
Lemme tell ya, them guys ain't dumb 
Maybe break a nail  on your little finger 
Maybe break a nail on your thumb 
 

We got to install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We got to move these refrigerators
We got to move these color TV's

I shoulda learned to play the RUY Lopez
I shoulda learned to play the Grunfeld
Look at that mama, heís got a mate in 4 
Man we could have played that move
And he's up there, what's that, itís a draw
Bangin'  the pieces on the board like a Patzer
Oh, that ain't workin' that's the way you do it 
Get your Checkels for nothin' get your kicks for free

Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
You play the moves on that Chess FM
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Checkels for nothin' and your Kicks for free
Checkels  for nothin' and Kicks for free

  I want my, I want my, I want my Chess Fm

 

 

Dire Straights - Money for nothing